Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

My jeans

N-E Pats never cheated

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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