- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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