How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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