- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Fat people

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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