whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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