How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

haha Otarts was here

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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