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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How would you rule?

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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