why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Nickelback

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Anti Joke

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