- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Rebecca Black's career.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Once upon a time a was born

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

whats white and sticky glue

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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