Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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