- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

FIONN'S LIFE

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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