- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

im not black, im Joseph Kony

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Women's rights

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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