Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

ure mama's so fat

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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