- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Phew... it's gone.

Who is big and stupid My brother

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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