- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How high is the sky? True or False

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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