- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How high is the sky? True or False

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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