- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

knock knock come in

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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