- Anti Joke

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Camerons hair is Curly..

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.