- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Will nearis is here! Get it

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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