Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How old are you? 7

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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guess what? bannanas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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