- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

my wife out of the kitchen

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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