- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why can't jokes spit?

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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