- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

homosexual

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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