- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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