What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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no really what are ur names?

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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i had sex.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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