- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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