What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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I don't get it

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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