- Anti Joke

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe