- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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