- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Knock knock. Its open.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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