A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

what are three short words? i a am

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Dance is a sport

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Sarah Palin

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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