Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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