- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Women's rights.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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