Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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I literally died laughing

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