Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Click here to end the world.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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