- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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