NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Shltskc gw? G

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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