- Anti Joke

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.