- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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