- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't jokes spit?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

here's a joke... the american education society

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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