Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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woman's rights

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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