If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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