Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

batman has diarrhea

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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