Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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