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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Women's rights.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

batman has diarrhea

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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