- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why? Because.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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