How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Shltskc gw? G

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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