Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What is the difference?

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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