- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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