Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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