- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's the difference between a duck?

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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