- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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