why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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9/11

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justin beiber sucks

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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