Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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A women left the kitchen.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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