- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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