- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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