Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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João Duarte reads this.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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