What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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whats a joke

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Bob Saget that is all

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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