- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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