Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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