What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

a. why? b. because

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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