Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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PICKLES

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Take wrong turns

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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