Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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