- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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