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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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