Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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women's rights.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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