kieran is a homosexual

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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