- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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