why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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poopoo

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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