- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Heskey time.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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