who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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