- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

I'm homeless.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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