why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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