- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Dance is a sport

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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