A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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