Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

knock knock come in !

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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