Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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