Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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ure mama's so fat

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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