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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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