- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

TIMMY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Don't believe in Atheists.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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