- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Phew... it's gone.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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