- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Of course, first door on your left

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Shltskc gw? G

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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