- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

penis

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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