- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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