Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

I went to work today....

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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