Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

my egg roll

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A jew enters a mall.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Corn Muffins

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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