- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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