- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

knock knock Dave's not here.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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