- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what do you call a black chef glendon

Albino African Americans

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

VITAMIN C!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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