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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

hi mom

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

I was watching Fox news.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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