- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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