And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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