- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Your mom is so old she died

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