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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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