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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Kyle grund parker coffey

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Women's rights

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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