A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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