What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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I went to work today....

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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America

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Guest what in the butt

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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