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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Lewis

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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