- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Microwave

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

So FDR walks into a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Once, I went to Peru.

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