- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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