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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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