Charlie Sheen

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

your mum

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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