- Anti Joke

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did the house burn down? Obama

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Caroline Kelly.