- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the dog die? He was old

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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