You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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you will like this because i am black.

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just in time?

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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