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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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