- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

A shark ate your mom

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Niall Horan

Whats two plus two Four!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

poopoo

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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