Badabing.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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