Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Heskey time.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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