What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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