- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

alert('The Game')

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Jovan

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did the teacher do? He taught.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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