a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Tall asians

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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