- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Mahmy

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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