- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

No antijoke here.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Go away still nothing to see

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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