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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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