What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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